I’m not asking everybody to drop everything, but jesus christ you guys, work with me. I’m home for ONE WEEK. Can’t you make just a little time to see me? You’re gonna hang out with the same people the whole summer. And me? I won’t be home until Thanksgiving. Deal with it. It’s your fault.
I have a total white person problem. Do I get a new iPhone 4S now or wait until the iPhone 5 comes out in October? Nothing’s set in stone yet, but it seems like the only difference between them is a bigger screen. Help a sista out.
I saw Against Me! in concert when the lead singer was still a man.
—My father, to his loving family on being surprised with a classic sports car for his 60th
Hey everybody, THESE ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. And these beautiful photos can’t go on Facebook because of…reasons.
PLEASE STOP FUCKING ME OVER SO HARDCORE. I PAY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ATTEND THIS INSTITUTION OF LEARNING, WHY IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
WHY.
YES YES YES
THIS FUCKING SLIDE. Remember when Me, Rachel, Mosier, and Shannon thought it would be a brilliant idea to do the 10 story slide and then we almost died getting up there and then it SUCKED?!
But all hail the City Museum.
Hey, I thought it was pretty sweet. Minus the part where my shorts started sliding off… #YOLO
My ghetto ass fridge from the 1940’s has literally ruined everything I put in it. WHY. Groceries are not so cheap, fridge.
Bon Iver puts on his one good suit and shines up his shoes. I wear my finest silk and a hairpin of ivory. We sneak into the abandoned church down the road and promise ourselves to each other forever. He notices a tear roll down my cheek and hands me a handkerchief embroidered with a single bluebird. Back at the cabin, we slow dance to his old 45s and drink gin fizzes and speak in hopeful, hushed tones about the future. ‘No matter what happens, you’ll always be my little radish blossom, and I your artichoke,’ he says.
